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Welcome To Patchwork

Welcome To Patchwork

157 Episodes • By Christian, Dion and Josh • www.welcometopatchwork.com.au/...
**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019** Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An ...more
Improv Comedy
Welcome To Patchwork
Welcome To Patchwork
@welcometopatchwork
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Patch #136 - Do You Read The Other Messages In A Farewell Card?
After countless people telling him to get one, Chris... more
Dec 3 2024 33m
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Patch #135 - Are You Good At Napping?
After another lengthy break, Josh and Christian are ... more
Nov 19 2024 31m
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Patch #134 - Can You Handle Silence In Conversations?
We have wiped away the emotional cobwebs of the Depr... more
Sep 3 2024 35m
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Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
On a cold Monday night in August 2024, tired from ju... more
Aug 20 2024 35m
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Patch #132 - Is Your Fridge Overflowing With Half Filled Jars? ft. Nelson Allingham
Christian and Josh are joined in the Patchwork studi... more
Aug 6 2024 52m
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Patching Up With Dion in Fukuoka, Japan
While they were busy lining up the next Patchwork gu... more
Jul 23 2024 48m
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Patch 131 - Where Does A Used Teaspoon Go? ft. Nat Harris
Christian and Josh are joined by the supremely talen... more
Jul 9 2024 1h 4m
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Patch #130 - Do You Make Offers You Can't Keep? ft. Michael Campbell
Michael "Cambo" Campbell of Cancelled Movie Report a... more
Jun 25 2024 45m
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Patch #129 - What's Your Approach To Taking A Sick Day? ft. Laura Dunemann
While Dion is away, the cats will play! And these ca... more
Jun 11 2024 52m
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Patreon Bonus - Do You Wear Shoes Around The House?
Surprise, main feed Patchworkers! Get a taste of wha... more
May 21 2024 13m
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Patch #128 - What Are the Signs You've Overstayed Your Welcome?
This Patch starts with Josh expressing concern over ... more
May 14 2024 43m
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Patch #127 - Is A Sniff More Annoying Than A Cough?
Christian is sick! He's sick and selfish. He begins ... more
Apr 30 2024 43m
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Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?
Christian found a fantastic parking spot opposite th... more
Apr 16 2024 40m
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Patch #125 - Do You Confidently Slice Food In Half?
Christian has finally found the elderly neighbours h... more
Apr 2 2024 43m
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Patch #124 - How Should You Subtly Glance At Someone?
Ohhhhh wow! We're back from 7 months off and we're o... more
Mar 19 2024 41m
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Goodbye...for now
Dearest Patchworkers, we're taking a bit of a break.... more
Aug 1 2023 2m
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Patch 123 - How Should You Kill Time At A Chemist?
Christian receives a mysterious hand gesture from a ... more
Jul 18 2023 46m
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Patch 122 - Is It Rude To Text Someone During A Speech?
Christian questions whether Josh can sell his abando... more
Jul 4 2023 41m
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Patch #121 - Are You Easily Embarrassed In Public?
Christian and Josh open this episode with a rather f... more
Jun 20 2023 42m
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Patch #120 - Do You Shake Hands With Friends?
Josh hosted another party and this time he's taking ... more
Jun 6 2023 43m
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Patch #119 - Should You Wait For Others Before Eating?
We’re back, again! Jeez, we spend a lot time not rec... more
May 23 2023 40m
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PatchGPT
Prepare for an outrageous and side-splitting comedy ... more
May 10 2023 4m
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Patch #118 - Do You Need Total Darkness To Fall Asleep?
Open wide and come inside! For this Patch, we've eac... more
Apr 4 2023 45m
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Patch #117 - Do You Make New Plans After An Event Is Cancelled?
Josh is woken up by the incessant banging of some tr... more
Mar 21 2023 42m
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Patch #116 - How Much Finger Food Can You Take From A Tray?
Josh calls out Dion for asking a friend to hotspot i... more
Mar 7 2023 37m
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