A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.

Written by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Pete Barry as Jeeves
Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

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