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Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Society & Culture
Comedy
Leisure
No Topic Left Beef
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the N...
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Mar 29 2024 54m
Chapter 1 8 mins
Dunkin' Energy and Mint Mobile OfferChapter 2 9 mins
Aspect Ratios and Camera SensorsChapter 3 5 mins
Film Directors and Twitch Content DiscussionChapter 4 3 mins
Friendship and Tech TalkChapter 5 7 mins
VTuber Technology and Test-Taking ExperiencesChapter 6 11 mins
Teaching and Learning ExperiencesChapter 7 9 mins
Lick Your Dreams
Old Is Awesome
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through al...
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Mar 25 2024 50m
Chapter 1 9 mins
Ad Plugs and BanterChapter 2 11 mins
Computer Power and Car PassionsChapter 3 9 mins
Friend Catching Up With Sponsorship IntegrationsChapter 4 6 mins
Old Age Indicators and NostalgiaChapter 5 5 mins
Signs of Aging in Modern CultureChapter 6 10 mins
Signs of Getting Old
Power
With great power, comes great Distractibility. Lear...
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Mar 22 2024 55m
Chapter 1 10 mins
Energy Drinks and Lifestyle ChangesChapter 2 8 mins
Creative Ideas From a Boring ConversationChapter 3 8 mins
Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul MatchChapter 4 10 mins
Exploring Power and InfluenceChapter 5 5 mins
Handshake Power and Toilet PoetryChapter 6 8 mins
Superpowers and Bathroom DiscussionsChapter 7 4 mins
The Power of Various ElementsChapter 8 1 min
Power and Responsibility
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your...
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Mar 18 2024 47m
Chapter 1 8 mins
Distractable EpisodeChapter 2 3 mins
Learning Visual Effects and Baby SleepChapter 3 5 mins
Parenting and Sleep Training ChallengesChapter 4 5 mins
Unraveling Dinosaur MysteriesChapter 5 10 mins
Debate on Dinosaurs and LifespansChapter 6 13 mins
Conversations on Dinosaurs and Subscriptions
Pants
Mark is running out of pants, and Bob and Wade are h...
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Mar 15 2024 49m
Chapter 1 7 mins
Distractable Podcast Host ShenanigansChapter 2 6 mins
Willy Wonka AI Event DisasterChapter 3 7 mins
PantsChapter 4 10 mins
Pants, Underwear, and Shopping DilemmasChapter 5 4 mins
ConversationChapter 6 7 mins
Pants, Pockets, and StyleChapter 7 5 mins
Discussion on Pants and Point SystemChapter 8 35 sec
Podcast Announcement and Congrats
Tear Down These Balls
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats...
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Mar 11 2024 56m
Chapter 1 6 mins
Distractable Episode Sponsor AdvertisementsChapter 2 6 mins
Evolution, Language, WeatherChapter 3 4 mins
Tornadoes, Avatar, and Live ActionChapter 4 8 mins
Energy Drinks and ADHDChapter 5 5 mins
Fast Food Brand Loyalty StudyChapter 6 7 mins
Technology Challenges and Pricing StrategiesChapter 7 8 mins
Fast Food Promotions and CollectiblesChapter 8 8 mins
Gold and Rare Elements DiscussionChapter 9 47 sec
Podcast Host Bribery Debate
We Are The Main Character
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture dow...
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Mar 8 2024 1h 9m
Chapter 1 8 mins
Product Sponsorships and Career Day ChatsChapter 2 8 mins
Exploring Real-Time Liquid SimulationsChapter 3 7 mins
Discussion on Reality Simulation TheoriesChapter 4 11 mins
Existence, Simulation, and Reality DiscussionChapter 5 3 mins
Dining and Catching Up in AustinChapter 6 10 mins
Theoretical Physics and String TheoryChapter 7 3 mins
Black Hole Information ConservationChapter 8 5 mins
Exploring the Simulation ParadoxChapter 9 6 mins
Simulated Reality and FairnessChapter 10 3 mins
Philosophical Discussion and CompetitionChapter 11 1 min
Philosophical Reflections and Congratulations
Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]
Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has ...
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Mar 6 2024 26m
Chapter 1 7 mins
Eye Health and Vision CorrectionChapter 2 6 mins
LASIK Surgery and Eye Health ChatChapter 3 12 mins
Internet Culture and Confidence in LooksChapter 4 1 min
Concerns About Wade and Semen Retention
Games Are Getting Older
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and th...
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Mar 4 2024 59m
Chapter 1 7 mins
Ad Sponsorships and Random ChatChapter 2 8 mins
Generational Discussions and Smell-Based GamingChapter 3 6 mins
Scented Experiences and Sponsorship TalksChapter 4 8 mins
Video Game Remakes and NostalgiaChapter 5 8 mins
Nostalgic Chat About Classic Video GamesChapter 6 12 mins
Nostalgic Gaming Remasters and TrailersChapter 7 9 mins
Dreaming of Modern Arcade Game Revivals
Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]
Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was d...
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Mar 2 2024 22m
Chapter 1 7 mins
Product Sponsorships and VR HeadsetsChapter 2 11 mins
Review of Vision Pro VR HeadsetChapter 3 1 min
VR Experience Feedback and Banter
It's Okay, We're Engineers
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok mine...
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Mar 1 2024 46m
Chapter 1 12 mins
Sponsorship Madness and Distraction DiversionsChapter 2 5 mins
Tax Season and Tunnel GirlChapter 3 8 mins
Final Fantasy Seven Rebirth and TunnelingChapter 4 6 mins
Weather, Warhammer, and Power WashingChapter 5 8 mins
Boat Stories and Awkward LocationsChapter 6 4 mins
Weirdest Body Part Attraction and PointsChapter 7 39 sec
Gratitude and Call to Action
This Is Our Roman Empire
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your h...
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Feb 26 2024 1h 1m
Chapter 1 13 mins
Distractable Podcast Episode AdvertisementsChapter 2 11 mins
AI Developments and Future ImplicationsChapter 3 10 mins
Subscription and Mobile Plan SavingsChapter 4 10 mins
Excitement for Hell Divers 2Chapter 5 7 mins
Perception of Body and HeartbeatChapter 6 7 mins
Body Sensations and Nerve FunctionChapter 7 1 min
Exploring the Definition of Liberty
We're Filthy Rich!
Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth...
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Feb 24 2024 24m
Chapter 1 10 mins
Rare Earth Minerals Discovery in WyomingChapter 2 11 mins
Unwanted Subscriptions and Saving MoneyChapter 3 3 mins
Materials Science and Technology in LEDs
You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about yo...
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Feb 23 2024 47m
Chapter 1 6 mins
Resolutions, Money, and DistractionsChapter 2 11 mins
Car Tuning Talk and Attic AdventuresChapter 3 3 mins
Salt and Tequila Lens ExperimentChapter 4 13 mins
Driving Disaster With Mint Mobile JesusChapter 5 6 mins
Lens Addiction and International Influencer TalkChapter 6 8 mins
Lens Obsession and Points Competition
The Council of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, th...
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Feb 19 2024 1h 12m
Chapter 1 11 mins
Tribunal of DistractableChapter 2 9 mins
Establishing Fairness Through Two Factor AuthenticationChapter 3 5 mins
Podcast Crew Decision Making and ResolutionsChapter 4 8 mins
Subreddit Rule Change DiscussionChapter 5 10 mins
Points, Handshakes, and Podcast RulesChapter 6 9 mins
Discussion on Proposed Trophies and RegulationsChapter 7 6 mins
Challenges and Tribunal ParticipationChapter 8 9 mins
Distractable Rules and Agreements RecapChapter 9 60 sec
Tribunal Winners and Merch Plans
Wade Games
They conquered the Escape Room. They outsmarted the ...
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Feb 16 2024 1h 2m
Chapter 1 14 mins
Navigating a Mysterious Town DungeonChapter 2 9 mins
Future Goals and Gift Shop VisitChapter 3 10 mins
Escape the DungeonChapter 4 11 mins
The Wheel of Fate and ChoicesChapter 5 13 mins
A Chaotic and Unplanned FinaleChapter 6 1 min
Boys' Winner Speeches and Hosting Announcement
Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. Th...
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Feb 12 2024 50m
Chapter 1 11 mins
Wade's Small Talk and Bob's VictoryChapter 2 9 mins
Winning and MoralityChapter 3 9 mins
Defining Acquaintances, Friends, and FamilyChapter 4 6 mins
Defining Friendship, Family, and HeroesChapter 5 5 mins
The Concept of Heroes and VillainsChapter 6 5 mins
Discussion on Villainy and WinningChapter 7 55 sec
Mark's Role in Setting Precedents
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distrac...
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Feb 10 2024 24m
Chapter 1 6 mins
Mysterious Deaths in Frozen BackyardChapter 2 4 mins
Strange and Confusing EventsChapter 3 11 mins
Speculation on Tragic Incident
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for...
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Feb 9 2024 56m
Chapter 1 11 mins
New Year's Resolutions and Baby GymnasticsChapter 2 8 mins
Camera Upgrade Program and Rental ConundrumsChapter 3 11 mins
Participating in Real Boy TestChapter 4 11 mins
Word Association CompetitionChapter 5 11 mins
Colors Associated With NumbersChapter 6 30 sec
Podcast Schedule and Future Success
I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying...
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Feb 5 2024 52m
Chapter 1 8 mins
New Year's Resolutions and Radon MitigationChapter 2 9 mins
Troubleshooting Electronics and Camera PurchasesChapter 3 9 mins
Digital Sensors and Right of WayChapter 4 8 mins
Flying CarsChapter 5 6 mins
The Concept of Flying CarsChapter 6 9 mins
Debating the Future of Flying CarsChapter 7 31 sec
Winner's Speech and Community Appreciation
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
What does Walmart, Ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami ...
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Feb 4 2024 25m
Chapter 1 8 mins
Wintergreen, Money-Saving, Walmart's Ramen GiftChapter 2 11 mins
Social Media, Cancellations, Amish Horse TheftChapter 3 3 mins
Judge, Puns, and Mysterious Fires DiscussionChapter 4 1 min
Questioning Authorities, Building Fires in Russia
Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discus...
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Feb 2 2024 52m
Chapter 1 9 mins
Small TalkChapter 2 5 mins
Color Conspiracy and Squid GameChapter 3 6 mins
Childhood Games and Lethal VariationsChapter 4 7 mins
New Year's Resolutions and Childhood GamesChapter 5 6 mins
Unique Games and Camera Lens IdeasChapter 6 6 mins
Conversation About Games and SubscriptionsChapter 7 9 mins
Discussion on Clone Hero and Lenses
Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the gr...
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Jan 29 2024 1h 16m
Chapter 1 11 mins
DistractableChapter 2 13 mins
Chess 3Chapter 3 5 mins
Chess, Savings, and SpellingChapter 4 9 mins
Epic Chess Move and Word SpellingChapter 5 9 mins
Chess Game With Plague OutbreakChapter 6 13 mins
Discussion on Chess MovesChapter 7 12 mins
Mutually Assured DestructionChapter 8 35 sec
Introducing the New Boxed Edition
Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring yo...
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Jan 27 2024 28m
Chapter 1 8 mins
Las Vegas Walking Law DebateChapter 2 9 mins
Incest Laws and Saving MoneyChapter 3 8 mins
Marathon Runner Disqualified for SmokingChapter 4 1 min
Smoking Cigars and Nostalgic Smells
We're Getting Older
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yoursel...
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Jan 26 2024 46m
Chapter 1 12 mins
Distractable Podcast Episode With Small TalkChapter 2 6 mins
Aging and Selfies in Digital AgeChapter 3 10 mins
Old vs. YoungChapter 4 7 mins
Signs of Getting OlderChapter 5 7 mins
Signs of Aging and Generational DifferencesChapter 6 1 min
Loser Speech and Podcast Announcement